The Bard Welcomes You to Withering Heights!
Like Camelot, Avalon or Neverland, Withering Heights is an idyllic spot nestled between fantasy and reality. It is a timeless place that reflects life in small town America, past and present … a humorous collection of thoughts and feelings, wit and wisdom, and enduring truths of human nature.
Come in and take a stroll around Withering Heights. You’ll find things to laugh about and think about, and you just might recognize someone you know!
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A Bit About The Bard
As the resident narrator of life in Withering Heights, the Bard is a mischievous observer and commentator. Scorning political correctness and strictly avoiding work, the Bard prefers mingling with the quirky characters in his little town and musing about life, love and human behavior. The Bard’s thoughts reveal many humorous and sometimes uncomfortable truths of human nature, especially those truths that people hate to admit.
Meet The Celebrated Citizens of Withering Heights
Princess Mary Babbler
An ultrahip teenager, the Princess is the quintessential social butterfly. A social-media fanatic, her total number of online followers is just slightly less than the population of the Western Hemisphere.
Jake Clover
An old-school regular guy and bar-napkin artist, Jake is a somewhat reliable source of information about anything in Withering Heights that isn’t too complicated.
Darla Chiffon
A beloved former Withering Heights prom queen, Darla is now a radio talk-show host, a decorated hair and makeup artist, and a successful beauty pageant operator.
Renaldo Breeze
A devastatingly handsome bachelor, advertising executive, and art film producer, Renaldo oozes charm as the ultimate ladies’ man. Dynamic and supremely confident, Renaldo overpowers a room when he walks in—and that’s just his cologne.